About TABNO
TABNO — Trenton Area Breaking News — is a satirical news outlet covering Trenton, Missouri and the wider world of small-town and rural life.
Everything here is fiction, written for laughs. Headlines, quotes, events, casseroles, and mascots are invented or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual breaking news is purely coincidental — and frankly, a little concerning.
If a story made you mad, here's the good news: it isn't real. If it made you laugh, even better. That's the whole idea.
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